A film is being planned of the actor's recent 36-hour bender with five women and a bag of cocaine. A porn film
These are heady times in the world of movie-making. LiS thought some kind of peak for modern cinema had been reached last week, with the announcement of a biopic about Jordan. Simon Cowell's involved, so you know the soundtrack's going to be amazing: this is, after all, a man of epicurean musical taste, who picked Boney M as his musical heroes on the last series of X Factor. Lost in Showbiz can picture it now: Jordan (Keira Knightley), tenderly taking the virginity of Gareth Gates (Rupert Grint) to the swooning strains of Hooray! Hooray! It's A Holi-Holiday! or Rasputin. They may as well cancel next year's Golden Globes: we all know where the awards are going.
Or perhaps not, because in the world of the celebrity biopic, there's a challenger on the horizon, another in the long line of Hollywood films that celebrate the movie industry's own legendary love affairs. To the list that includes Katharine Hepburn and Howard Hughes, Cole and Linda Porter, Marilyn Monroe and Joe DiMaggio, we can now add perhaps the most dizzyingly romantic names of all: Charlie Sheen and the five porn stars he had round his house for a 36-hour bender, apparently fuelled by a Gucci satchel full of cocaine. This ended with Sheen being hospitalised, his manager claimed, for a hernia, bringing to an end, one can only hope temporarily, the highest paid actor on American TV's legendary Tour Of Incredible Dignity, in which he's traversed the nation in his Nobility Bus, pausing hither and yon to smash up hotel rooms, be arrested by police who apparently found him naked, punching a wall and occasionally texting gossip websites to call their coverage a "bunch of turds".
Lost in Showbiz is happy to learn that one of the porn actors in question, Kacey Jordan, is to star in the adult film version. It can only hope the celluloid depiction of events maintains the standards of coquetteish charm that Jordan has already set in real life: announcing to the world that two hearts were beating as one and bearing the sting of Cupid's arrows by tweeting a picture of her vagina midway through proceedings.
Source: http://www.guardian.co.uk/culture/lostinshowbiz/2011/feb/10/charlie-sheen-biopic-porn-stars-cocaine
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